February 21st, 2010 | 
Author: Perfume Pretty Barbie
Religiously speaking, if you were here, would you take me to the homecoming dance tonight?
i didn’t know they had homecoming dances in college until today.
My roommate and some girls from my floor are here (in my room and shared bathroom) getting all pretty and stuff for homecoming dance. The perfume smell is killing me so I’d be very happy to get the heck outaaaaa here ASAP. All the clothes, make up, blah blah *Princess wannabe trows up*
In the meantime, while the guys wait for them outside, I’m typing questions in YA and wondering if someone would take me to an imaginary homecoming dance? And I’m not asking on a date tone at all, just on friendly plan, like a girl can invite me too so we can talk about the cute guys at the dance that would never look at us because they’re into the hawt chicks with miniskirts that are very skinny and look like Barbie dolls.
WHAT? I’m proud of my social reject status
to make it religious: Did the snake that temted Eve feel tempted to invite Samuel L. Jackson on a motherefing date after watching the movie Snakes on a Plane?
Whats funny is that my wife and her annoying friend are planning on going downtown tonight to hang out with other annoying people, and I have made the easy decision to stay home. So if you are going to be stuck on this site also, we could play house or something to pass the time.
Hey, since you are in college, can you get some dope and send it 1 hour UPS delivery to me? I’m all out. Thanks.
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